If you Could ask or say anying to the following people, what would you ask/say.
Part One: Cartoon Celebrities
1) Louis Griffin:: hows sex with peter? does his fat get in the way very much?
2) Peter Griffin:: HOLY CRIP HES A CRAPPLE!
3) Stewie Griffin:: "im a very dirtyy boy"
4) Brian Griffin:: hahha dude you talk ... & gulp down martinis
5) Chris Griffin:: BOOBIESS! ahhhaha i saw nipple
6) Meg Griffin:: hhahah no one loves you as much as the rest of your family
7) Papa Smurf:: you mustv had a LOT of sex with that one girl smurf cause she was the ONLY girl & there were a lot of you little fellas runnin around ... buns fo you homie youz a pimp
8) Tom (Tom & Jerry):: why cant you talk
9) Jerry (Tom & Jerry):: you cant talk either ?
10) Simba:: a cunna ma tat ta
11) Scar:: evil bastard you killed mufasa what did he ever do wrong to you ... jerk
12) Mufasa:: kingg ehh?
13) Mickey Mouse:: donald duck
14) Minnie Mouse:: your dress should have been pink ... red was so last seasonn ...pshh
15) Tony the Tiger:: youur grrrrrrreatt .... not
16) Snoopy:: i like woodstock better than you so ehhh
17) Charlie Brown:: your quite depressed my friend
18) Pinky:: are you pondering what im pondering?
19) Brain:: yes brain but how are we going to fit all those elephants into thongs?
20)Bugs Bunny:: tricks are for kids ... ooopss wrong rabbit
21) Daffy Duck:: hahhaha loser you always lost
22) Elmer Fudd:: you like what ... 2 feet tall?
23) Foghorn Leghorn:: & you would bee?
24) Marge Simpson:: were you a heavy smoker? or were you born with that voice?
25) Homer Simpson:: ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ... hommmmerr
26) Bart Simpson:: eats my shorts dude
27) Lisa Simpson:: sax is hawwwtt
28) Aladdin:: you can show me the world annnyy time you like sweeet thangg
29) Tarzan:: ahhahahhahahah ahhhhhh
30) Tommy (Rugrats):: you taught me how to sneak out ... my herro
31) Chuckie (Rugrats):: loser you thought you were cute but you were just stupid your scared of everything
32) Phil & Lil (Rugrats):: hahah i watned to be just like lil
33) Fred Flintstone:: yabbbba dabbba DOO
34) Barney Rubble:: why were you always so nice to fre?
35) Mr. Slate:: you sir i beleive are quite homosexual
36) George Jetson:: i never quite got the meaning of you ... i mean you had cool ways to wash up & eat & all but you were kinda just there
37) Elroy Jetson:: elroy ... you win from the namee
38) Fat Albert:: did you know that you are one of the reasons america is obese?
39) Ash Ketchum:: who???
40) Astro Boy:: who?
41) Pikachu:: pikka pikka
42) Speed Racer:: hmmm
43) Belle (Beauty & the Beast):: i had a watch with you on it & i used to pretend it was a secret agent walkie talkie ... & i dressed like you for halloween one year well ... ok 4 years & on weekends
44) Beast:: i forced my brother into dressing up as you while i was bell ... he was cool
45) Robin (Robin Hood):: steall from the rich & give to the poor huh? i get that the idea is good but stealling is BAD young mann
46) Doug (Doug):: hahhaha what were you THINKING? patty mayoniasee?
47) Angry Beavers:: i LOVE YOUU
48) Codename Kids Next Door:: again ... who?
49) Goku (Dragonballz):: dont like you
50) Slimer (Slimer & the real ghostbusters):: dont know you
Part Two: Bands & Singers
51) The Used:: aweesomee man
52) Billie Joe Armstrong (Green Day):: amazing musicc
53) Alica Keys:: cool beanss yo
54) Usher:: niceeee stomachee
55) Eminem:: i love your old stuff
56) Kill Switch Engage:: huh?
57) The Beatles:: mmmmmm orgassmiccc my favorriteeee
58) My Chemical Romance:: cool beanss
59) Britney Spears:: ehh you were alright with the whole hit me baby one more time stuff but now ... ehh
60) Elvis:: the KING of rock & roll
61) As I lay dying:: don't know
62) Taking Back Sunday:: ehh alrightt
63) Jars of Clay:: never heardd of you
64) Evanscence:: you're ok
65) The Ataris:: don't know
66) Incubus:: dont listen to you
67) Kurt Cobain:: your music was amazing im sorry it had to end that way
68) Gwen Stefani:: well ... you WERE freakin awesome but now you just kind of sold your self out for the main stream shit ... i hate that new song & i think you just need ot realize you were always good doing what you were doing you didnt need to conform
69) Back street boys: quit playin games with my heartt
70) N’Sync:: hahhaha <3 you
71) Sheryl Crow:: Eh...
72) Tim McGraw:: not a country person
73) Nellie:: hahahah my friend used to love you
74) Straylight Run:: singg me something soft ... sad & delicate ... loud & out of key ... sing me anything
75) Postal Service:: ?
76) Linkin Park:: well ... i used to like you & the stuff you did with jay z was alright but i really just dont like you all that muchh
77) No Doubt:: aweesome tradgic kingdom was amazing
78) The Spice Girls:: omg i love you i love you i love you SOOO muchh why did you have to break up & ruin my life ... can i have your buss
79) Hanson:: well ... i do love you but you still look like girlss
80) 3 doors down:: woot
81) Will Smith:: gettin jiggy wit it nah nha nahh nah nah nah-nah
82) Silverchair:: ?
83) Darkness:: I BELEIVE IN A THING CALLED LOVE!
84) Dashboard Confessional:: yummmmmmmmmmmmmm
85) Goo Goo Dolls:: acoustic #3 is sex
86) Crossfade:: ?
87) Ray Charles:: georgiaa ... i love you
88) John Mayer:: YOUR body is a wonderlandd
89) Motley Crue:: woot 80s rockk
90) Guns N Roses:: slash you are my sex god & i love you to this day & i saw you in concert with velvet revolver & you were amazing & you in guns n roses was even more so the sweet child of mine solo is divine along with november rain ... duff i LOVE the shirt i have of yourss & the guitar picks teir awesome ... & axle dude you were my god but then you went insane im sorry but bucket head is no where as near as good at slash & your no longer a rock idol ... get over it ... ps slash i want your babies
91) Avril lange:: your hot
92) Kelly Clarkson:: i hate you
93) White Stripes:: cool videos
94) Yellow Card:: i LOVE YOU
95) Los Lonley Boys:: dont know you
96) Chritina Alguleria:: you have a beautiful voice you should actually put it to use rather than waste it on the shit your doing
97) Janet Jackson:: eww
98) Lil Boy Wow:: hahahah basket ball is my favorite sportt ...
99) Baha Men:: your dumb ... i hate you
100) The Ramones:: gods of punk i love you ... ps i wanna be sedated
Part Three: Actors & Actresses
101) Meg Ryan:: youve got mail
102) Vanna White:: hahah you go girl ... tap those boxes
103) John Stamos:: hottieee
104) Mary Kate Olsen:: you were so innocent & cute...you were uncle jessies little munchkin now your a cokehead
105) Ashely Olsen:: you annoyed the hell out of me
106) Lindsey Lohan::you look exactly like my friend sam
107) Raven:: you annoy the hell out of me
108) Hillary Duff:: i HATE YOU
109) Patrick Duffy:: who?
110) Bea Aurthur:: ..whoo
111) Christoper Lloyd:: whoooo?
112) Micheal J. Fox:: awww i miss you
113) Jerry Seinfiled:: hellllllloooooooooo
114) Luke Perry:: hahha channdddddla biiingg
115) Tom Cruise:: dude ... your awesomee
116) Lenardo Di Capro:: you keep getting better with age
117) Chris Tucker:: hmmm
118) Eddie Murphy:: DONKEYYY
119) Mrs. Brady:: hahhahahahah
120) Tom Hanks:: wheres wilson?
121) Renee Zelwegger:: holy shit your amazing ... really a truly amazing actor
122) Jackie Chan:: hiiiiii YA
123) Jet Li:: you just jock jackie chan ... booger face
124) Bruce Lee:: you too
125) Brandon Lee:: hmmm
126) Fran Drecher:: hahahha the nanny
127) Tim Allen:: ehhhhhhhhh
128) Johnthan Taylor Thomas:: i used to love you & i love wild america
129) Tobey McGuire:: you stupid snobby son of a bitch i hate you
130) Orlando Bloom:: your an idiot for breaking up with kate
131) Elijah Wood:: i was quite obsessed with you for just about 5 years after oliver twist came out ... ahhh your suchh a hottie... preccciouss
132) Kristan Dunst:: i LOVE the hair
133) Vin Diesel:: ehhh
134) Johnny Depp:: well seeing how i would be on the floor fainted if i ever met him this is saying if i ever had the courage to speak to him i would say ... Johnny, you are a true inspiration to every young actor out there. you are above all others. your preformances and your movies bring new life to the art of film making. you demand respect from everyone thats ever laid eyes on you & all you have to do is look in their direction. you are in my eyes a genious. i have the utmost respect for you & i couldnt even begin to list the reasons why.
135) Billy Zane:: ?
136) Paris Hilton:: frekkin idiot ... you got famous off of sitting on your ass & making pornos & saying that hawt like a flippin retard
137) Jennifer Lopez:: lossserrrrr
138) Adam Sandler:: shampoo is better ... no conditioner is betta ... i go on first & clean zee hair ... i make the hair silllky & smoooth
139) Ben Afleck:: hhahaha benniferr
140) Will Ferrell:: buddy elf ... whats your favorite color? ... like you hope she eats a can of bochalism ... what is love love baby dont hurt mee
141) Sandra Bullock:: bahhhhhhhhhhhh
142) Mike Meyers:: do i make you horny baby do i?
143) Bob Hoskins:: ?
144) Morgan Freeman:: you are one of the most brilliant men ive ever seen on screen
145) Brad Pitt:: emaculate & not only gorgeous but a great actor
146) Nicole Kidman:: your amazing everything you do you bring to another level
147) LL Cool J:: nice lipss
148) Ice Cube:: snow ball
149) Penelope Cruz:: i cant understand a ting you say dawling
150) Angelina Jolie:: omg i wouldnt say anything id just kind of rape her ... or hump her leg or something
Part Four: Other Famous People
151) President Bush:: aherrmm no comment
152) President Clinton:: id make him play the sax for me
153) Monica Luenski:: hahhahahah!
154) Hilary Clinton:: assholeee
155) Sandra Day O Conner::
156) Saddam Hussien:: loser
157) O Sama Bin Laden:: double loser
158) ‘The Runaway Bride’:: get over yourself you had a lack of judgment & yyou shouldnt even have been made famous women go missing everyday why the hell were YOU in the paper ... you stupid
159) Oprah:: dude ... you gave out a car ot everyone in the audience ... you get my vote
160) Doctor Phil:: loserrr
161) Tony the Tiger:: your a cartoon
162) Micheal Jackson:: im looking for the man in the mirror
163) Steve Harvey:: pshhhhhhhhhhh
164) Regis Philman:: who wants to be a millionare!
165) Cathy Lee:: nah
166) Hitler:: my friend you have deep physcological issues ... you were however quite charismatic ... but your still the biggest asshole that ever lived
167) Stalin:: no...
168) Leonardo Divinci:: amazing i admire you & your phylosophies to the fullest
169) Martin Luther King jr.:: You rock
170) Rosa Park:: you did a brave thing
171) Judge Judy:: are you serious about your job? cause it seems kind of a wierd job
172) Diane Sawyer:: ok...?
173) Blackbeard:: i <3 pirates
174) Thomas Jefferson:: YES!
175) Pocantas:: hhahaha you got with john smith
176) George Lucas:: chubakka is the COOLEST
177) Walt Disney:: my HERO you seriously made my childhood ... & you make my nights now too
178) Bill Gates:: you a genious ... howd a get so smart?
179) John Smith:: you wernt the star ...
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180) King Solomon:: hmm ... who?
181) Salvador Dali:: haha
182) Sir Issac Newton:: how bout themm apples
183) The Wright Brothers:: i LOVE THAT YOU THOUGHT TO FLY THINGS!
184) Micheal Jordan:: you should have stuck with basketball
185) Tiger Woods:: TIGGER!!
186) Adam West:: who?
187) Superman:: hhahha i liked your show
188) Batman:: dude your new movie was the SHIZZZMATTT
189) Bob Dole:: hahaha
190) Bill Cosby:: i hate you
191) Calvin Kline:: you spelt your name wrong but nice cloths your under roos are comfyy
192) John Madden:: ?
193) Steven King:: gennniousss
194) Randy Newman:: ?
195) Richard Simmons:: hahahahhhahahahahhahahahahahahahahah
196) John Basedow:: ?
197) David Hasslehoff:: hmm...
198) Bob Saget:: ewww you were always cleaning & shittt
199) Ms. Cleo:: fo onlay 5 ninetee five mon you can ave your palm read mon
